Oh So Casual

Shiyat

cockchomp:

not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties

(Source: cervicks, via sassyirony)

succulentthighs:

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

(Source: pheberoni, via dr-lipschitz)

relahvant:

*puts metaphor between teeth* it’s a cigarette

(via puralizing)

flannelsandjeans:

we can only sext if we roleplay as key figures from the cold war 

(via owloceans)